Cheese and drugs

This is the face of a dog addicted to her pain medication...
Don't be fooled by her ASPCA -caged animal- feel sorry for me look...this dog is high and you can't trust a junky.
Now whenever she hears me open the medicine cabinet, she comes skidding through the kitchen, knocking over children to get her fix.  I hide the medicine in cheese (bear has never liked cheese in the past)  BUT now she likes cheese...as long as it is laced with vicadin!
Why is bear on pain medication? She had a growth removed from her elbow...which is also the reason for the stylish cone around her neck. And when you combine a drug induced dog with a cone...it's quite entertaining. She has no perifrial vision, so she runs into the furnIture and walls.  And when she bumps into anything, she freezes and won't move.  When we let her outside she turns in circles because her nose cant touch the ground to sniff.  As if this dog wasn't weird enough.