A Valentine's DOOP

Some very special people in our life, sent the kids Valentine's Day cards…homemade cards even…eat your heart out Pinterest!
Riley LOVES sending and receiving mail, although he doesn't quite trust the USPS.  He finds it fishy that I put his letters in a big metal box and he always yells "NO! DONT THROW IT AWAY!!!!!!"  So when I show him that mail also gets brought to the magic box…he is thoroughly suspicious, especially since our mail box opens with a key…SO. MANY. QUESTIONS!
Anyways…the boys were thrilled with getting the mail.   I told them the mail was from Jen and Jesse.
Riley opened his envelope and inside were knights and dragon stickers and he "read" his card…
"Dear Riley, we love you…you can have the new shiny lightning mcqueen and you get pizza tonight…the end"  when he got done he turned to me and said
"WOW mama…did you hear that!?  JessinJen said I can have the shiny mcqueen and pizza!"
 I responded…"Oh yeah?  well, what does Blakely's say?"
"OH SURE!"  Riley read Blakely's Valentine "Dear Blak-A-Lee…We Love you very much…but you don't get stickers.  The End?"
"ok…" I said, "now what about Tate's"
"oh, right" Riley read Tate's Valentine, which had Elmo stickers in it…"Dear Tater-stinky-Potater…you have stinky Tater farts and you have to play with the old dirty mcqueen…the end.  PS Riley gets the shiny mcqueen and pizza…the end."  Riley turned to Tate and said "DID YOU HEAR THAT TATE!!!! I get the SHINY MCQUEEEN!  but you get the dirty one….but it's ok, you can try harder next time."
And Tate responded "NO!"
Riley redirected "YES Tater! Say Yes…"
And Tate Said "YES!"
Riley then said "OKAY! Tate lets go get your stinky dirty mcqueen and my shiny new mcqueen…OK?"
Tate responded "NO!"
Riley redirected "say yes Tater..yeessss?"
and Tate said "YES!"

Why do I have the feeling we all just got dooped by a 4 year old?